Tell me something that's happened to you recently, and I'll turn it into an anime title

Tell me something youve done/had happen to you lately and Ill turn it into an anime/light novel title. Examples: I wasted all my money on mobile games and now Im fending off debt collectors from another world I spent all day on Twitter and now I fear the very society I live in. Come on people surely youve done something other than nothing or masturbate right? Theres only so many titles you can make for these things. UPDATE 1: Who likes Google Translate? Ill now be going back through every title Ive made and translate it to Japanese... Through Google Translate of course. Quality may vary.
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