This is not Dragon Ball. This is a poorly written disgrace with dry ass jokes and boring fights that does not even know its characters. You will notice that our beloved main character for instants acts completely different besides his eating habits and lust for battle. Goku underestimates his opponent in the first confrontation and at the end he even bends over to the badguy. Vegeta is a punk ass bitch to Bills who also bends over. The way they tried to introduce Super Saiyan God was poorly done. What was it? It appeared in the dream on some oversensitive destroyer god and it has to be true because some fish who isnt even sure himself said so. Remember when Super Saiyan God appeared in the Future Timeline? You dont? Neither do I. The entire prophecy is a plot hole. The God comes out of nowhere being pulled out Toriyamas ass like usual never before mentioned and just happened to come to earth of all places. Aside from being a recolor and having a shitty name Super Saiyan God was completely forgettable in the movie since not only was there no hype to its reveal but it literally did nothing in the fight against Bills. And what is the fuss about the Saiyan God when in the future said hyped up form loses to a bunch of Saiyans that cant even turn Super Saiyan. Complete embarrassment. You are telling me Whis didnt know about Broly or suggested they go to Universe 6? The only redeeming factor of the movie if you can call that is the future events of exploring other universes if anything. But since that will never be done unless you count Dragon Ball Heroes this entire movie was a waste of time. You can take out all the pointless slice of life stuff and you get a 6 minute OVA. A complete snorefest. And people say this of all Dragon Ball movies is the best? I can name at least 21 other Dragon Ball movies that have far more to offer. Freaking Bio Broly is a master piece compared to this. At least the fights in Bio Broly are good. And every scene with Mr Satan is a joy to watch. If you think the Pudding Scene can even compare to Mr Satans best moments you are delusional. What about the visuals? They look like plastic. Gokus Super Saiyan forms dont alter the brightness of his outfit so the coloring with his transformation look like crap. Then you have the awful CGI scenes which are worse when the boring final fight slows down to show each blow. This is the worst use of CGI I have seen. Even Revival of F did that better. Non of the soundtracks are memorable. At least I remember FRIEZA FRIEZA FRIEZA FRIEZA from Revival of F. Battle of Gods didnt even have that much. Do yourself a favor and dont watch this garbage. Even the DBS version is shit but at least the ending is good and Gokus character is corrected to not look down on his enemies. Some of the jokes get build up even tho they get repetitive. And the final fight doesnt look consistently like dogshit. And if you are obsessed with Goku vs Superman and want a reason to argue for several days with other fanboys about why Goku can beat Superman even if he cant avoid this garbage movie and watch the less awful but still awful DBS version. Overall this movie doesnt even deserve a 1 out of 10. Most positives that dont hold up are external things like getting more Dragon Ball and more shit to explore. Did you really think Toriyama can write something like that? Just look at Namek which is just a glorified battlefield. Overall Battle of Gods is FANFICTION turned into a movie.
1 /100
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