Theres always that one romantic comedy or drama that comes along every once and a while taking itself so seriously that it approaches the point of absurdity. Fuuka is one of the latter and dear merciful Christ is it absurd. Fuuka is a story about love music and fucking both of those things up so hard that they dont even look like the same things on the other end. All of your favorite characters from all of fiction are present like MAIN CHARACTER and BLUEHAIRED HEROINE. In a surprising turn of events they end up going to a concert or some shit together after meeting on the roof original idea do not steal where they walk around a statue looking for each on opposite sides for FIVE. WHOLE. MINUTES. Because of this life changing experience of statue searching bluehaired Fuuka decides she loves MC whos name I couldnt care to remember if you threatened my life and that she OWNS him and MUST have his love. Of course instead of telling him this she acts all pouty and sad for 12 episodes instead. Fuuka leads everyone on by coming up with this stupid idea to start a band and play cover songs to which everyone agrees is an amazing idea for no reason. Fuuka can sing because plot convenience and MC decides that hell learn to play bass because hes cursed with crippling betaitis. They then gather your typical group of magically musically competant highschoolers such as SPORTS McDRUMMERGUY RICHY PIANOPANTS and CEVANT GUITARGIRL. GuitarGirl is seemingly a mute until she notices that she talks to MC on Twitter. This unbreakable bond that could stretch across universes and destroy galaxies cures her of her mute and stoic attitude and this facet of her character is never explored again. Because of Twitter. Everyones rosecolored dreams of starting a band a destroyed by MCs celebrity childhood friend SHIRAYUKIS VA. Shes hopelessly in love with MC and became a successful solo artist by only writing songs about she loves MC for no reason other than being the doomedtolose childhood friend trope. This creates all sorts of wacky situations for the band like going to the beach and being mad for no reason getting stoned to death on stage because of a misunderstanding and generally having severe bouts of animeromance induced autism. Oh and at the end of it all Fuuka runs away from everything to become a solo artist because its impossible for the heroine to be forward with her feelings despite being an incredibly forward personality in all other facets of their character so well have two more episodes I guess. In an incredibly ballsy move the show actually puts SHIRAYUKIS VA and MC in a relationship which is satisfying for all of 3 minutes until you realize that even SHIRAYUKIS VA is just a hollow husk of nothingness that youve projected the motivations and charm of another character on for no reason other than that they had the same voice actress. MC then continues to sulk about how his beautiful celebrity girlfriend reasonably successful band and overall perfect highschool existence just isnt fucking good enough for him. He ends up dumping celebrity girlfriend because he realizes that he loves Fuuka because of plot convenience and no real character motivations other than that it was episode 12 and we needed a climax. I wrote this before the last episode aired and I dont give a flying fuck how it ended. Fuuka is everything wrong with anime romance drama rolled up and decorated with a nice little bow. They should show this shit to directors as an example of what to NEVER DO. The entire experience feels like if someone really nottalented watched White Album 2 and said Hey man I can do that I think. Thankfully they had someone with real talent draw a couple of the character designs because even though theyre generic as all fuck at least they are sort of pretty to look at as the rest of the plot burns down in a blazing fire of autism. Leave this show in the dumpster fire it belongs in.
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