When you create a web of lies youll inevitably trap yourself and become everyones meal instead someone somewhere sometime Princess Principal is an unorthodox title to be sure. Steampunk nonlinear storytelling and rule of cool. Sounds like it shouldve been a winner but it was a case doomed to fail as soon as it set out exposing itself rather quickly as a fraud and a disaster. Its stupid its uncool and most of all its insulting. It tried desperately to confuse you and come off as smart and then it tries to patronize you. Princess Principal is the condescending and obnoxious dreck from the same team that gave us one of last years most crushing disappointments Izetta the Last Witch. As blasphemous as this sounds that show was still better than this one in every single way. Keep in mind Izetta was sort of a train wreck and plenty were hurt by its unkept promises despite the setting and premise. However its like this show decided to do it one worse yet still be seen as better. Let the truth be heard let this series be exposed for its lies and let it be cannibalized and demonized for ruining my hopes and dreams of having a better Izetta just like with Youjo Senki only half a year prior Let me the man it deceived the cruelest have my vengeance for the lies end here Case ST 2 When a narrative starts out on such an awful foot as to have narrator exposition of the past as the opening scene and then have a bunch of asspull revelations and stupid moments few of which ever come to make sense later then your narrative needs to do a lot to make a recovery. It never does. In fact those asspull revelations are occasionally present like the ballerina revelation in episode 1. It tries to play itself as smart by creating information that it claims that we missed out of thin air that obviously not smart. It does this a few times and its annoying every time. The technology doesnt make any sense either and is poorly explained. Apparently there is this Cball that the main character has and at one point they try to steal the prototype that was just finished except they already have the original so that officially makes no sense. Lastly the factions are insanely difficult to keep up with thanks to how the executed their nonlinear storytelling and we dont even k is which side between the commonwealth and the royals is the east or west side. As stated earlier this show treats you like an idiot. The asspull revelations that never add up arent the only example of this. Hell theyre not even the most egregious. Whats more egregious is the fact that this show constantly beats you over the head. Every single episode the show constantly drives home the fact that spies lie and that theyre not good people as well as that everyone always lies. More than 5 of the total dialogue is centered around these three things. The dialogue is so condescending and terrible overall and with all this thrown in the pot its just an especially big insult to the audiences intelligence. Did you know that spies are liars? Gee I sure did hell so did everyone watching. You dont have to remind us constantly. Anywhere between 3 and 25 times an episode especially in the early episodes. Not everyone knows when theyre being mocked or patronized but when you realize that its happening to you its aggravating so a show shouldnt ever do that to the viewer who is maybe trying to use this as an escape from reality. Instead Princess Principal how about you instead focus on telling a coherent story and SHUT THE FUCK U Lying is bad That being said there are times where you can see a glimmer of hope in the narrative. As predictable as episode 6 is the finale and tragic irony of the song to the situation at hand is brilliant almost reminiscent of some of the other works this writer has worked on specifically the final scene of the 23rd episode of Code Geass a personal favorite. This series especially in the second half starts actually trying to elicit emotion but its not always effective at it. Sure there are good moments like episode 7 which was the only really solid episode of the show barring some of 6 but then we get episode 8 which while that did provide context to some scenes from earlier it actually reveals another problem and missed opportunity in episode 2 one of the worst of the series this isnt even speaking of the embarrassingly bad and mindnumbingly stereotypical episode 9 which feels like it would normally be a sappy kids show episode that also patronizes the audience. In a way its almost trying to be the reverse Izetta where instead of starting off decently and turning to complete shit later on it starts off horrendously and gets better later except it stumbles as that hallways through the second half anyway and ends up back where it started. Too little too late comes to mind. Besides the finale is a sequel bait disaster anyway and anytime the show takes a step forward it takes a stab back as well. Case C 2 With the exception of Ange and Charlotte none of the characters have any semblance of chemistry. Hell none of the are memorable. Their personalities are beyond basic and notfleshed out or progressed at all. There is no one worth giving a damn about for they are so lifeless and static. If this show I supposed to be a rule of cool series why does only one character try for this angle the girl with the tits and why isnt it one of the more prominent characters? Theyre so plain and tired and one of them names Beatrice starts out especially bad and hypocritical. Shes the typical princess loli bodyguard trope except more annoying and then she becomes a mod benign version of this exact same trope with little to no progression. Hell all of these people are little more than tropes The two best characters are Ange and Dorothy. Dorothy because she tries at rule of cool and shes hot and she actually has an explored past and Ange because she has this weird thing about the Black Lizard Planet she keeps lying about nonchalantly. Oh and she and this princess kinda sorta love each other...I suppose. Reasonings loosely related to it are dumb though. Regardless the idea that such straws need to be grasped just to say something interesting about these characters is proof of their failure as a cast. This isnt even speaking of the other characters that come later since theyre not worth mentioning and they exacerbate this issue. Case A 4 The shows visuals do not fare much better. Studios Actas and 3Hz did a joint effort for this project and if nothing else they were consistent...ly bad. The Light Novel default art style aggravates and does not look appealing in the slightest and the designs range from mediocre to abysmal with the worst being Chises design. The rest of the art looks decent and occasionally pretty detailed like with the Cball and thats the only praise Ill give the visuals. The animation is ok at best though the fights are pretty badly choreographed. The CGI ranges from mediocre for the cars to abysmal for the people and there is even a moment with a CGI room for the foreground and background and it causes a long 7 seconds of bad slowdown what is it with anime that have CGI and slowdown and why are all of them always shitty anime?. When we see these backgrounds in situations of motion or any time for that matter they look terrible and so does the photorealistic backgrounds of the school garden which you will see from time to time. Shame since the steampunkesque setting is an interesting one in terms of potential visuals yet these dont warrant much merit. Case SO 6 One of the most renowned composers in the industry Yuki Kajiura did the music for this anime. This is honestly one of the weaker OSTs Ive heard from her to date. The songs are mostly pretty reserved and thus arent very memorable and the few that are more blaring and interesting arent nearly of the same quality of some of the best tracks of her other works like the SAO and Fate/Zero OSTs. The tracks are repeated quite often too to make matters worse. The OP The Other Side of the Wall by VoidChords feat.MARU is easily one of the best of the season. It emphasizes rule of cool and is filled with the frantic energy that makes you pumped to watch each episode of the show as awful as this show is it is the only real good thing I could find in this show which is unfortunate. The ED A Page of My Story by Ange Ayaka Imamura Princess Akira Sekine Dorothy You Taichi Beatrice Akari Kageyama Chise Nozomi Furuki fares nowhere near as well as contrarian as this apparently sounds. It is an ok enough track on its own but intro in particular gives me major mood whiplash every time I finish an episode. Overall it was a decent enough repertoire of music but little was special and it was honestly underwhelming on the whole. Case E 3 This show was very difficult to enjoy. The action wasnt even that competent the characters were unbelievably dull and bad the plot was wrecked beyond belief and the show treats the audience like a dunce. The most enjoyment I got out of it was listening to the OP theme by you can do that as well as engage in the full version without having to see the show anyway. Not to say that the experience was heinous but it was continually frustrating and I am left bitter for it. Case O 3 With that the case is closed. Princess Principal is hereby found guilty of lying about being a good show treating its audience like an imbecile being caught so far up a web of lies and lack of proper establishing that everything is convoluted and all around being a massive disappointment. For a rule of cool show this didnt even try that hard in any aspect even visually or musically and for a show of emotion it shot itself in the foot almost every time it tried. Its off to the cellar Princess Principal good riddance.