https://i.ur.com/ZJaYjZj.png https://i.ur.com/pbFsbcd.png Youichi Abehttps://anilist.co/staff/108865/YouichiAbe has become and shall forever remain one of my favorite mangakas ever. Sore wa Tada no Senpai no Chinko is another Youichi Abe and yes this manga is centered around the separation of men and their genitalia. Most commonly this is achieved via a blade of some sorts. 440https://i.ur.com/LHf1LWw.png The most popular method of course quickly becomes severing the penis via dick guillotines disguised as urinals. This alone could have totally just been like a oneshot on its own but of course Youichi Abe just went into his own world and just began dicking around as he made up additional phallic lore. 440https://i.ur.com/GxEQ0b2.png Such as that dicks in this universe regrow if they get cut off but if they get cut off too many times then the dick will simply expire and never regrow. A veritable market opens up as people buy and sell dicks theyve harvested from unsuspecting males. An economy built entirely upon the harvesting and trading of dicks. After all you cant exactly make a living being a urinal guillotine salesman if there isnt a demand out there for severed penises. 440https://i.ur.com/E53lOFB.png Putting aside the penis lore I felt almost every single emotion throughout all the stories contained within this manga all wrapped in complete befuddlement and also a vague horror as a male. Like I still just really cant put it into words no matter how many of his manga I review. It shouldnt work but it does. Youichi Abe doesnt cower from the insanity and the dicks he embraces it and them and it shows. From his afterword: 440https://i.ur.com/fyeJxiU.png Because alternatively if he had just been Im gonna draw dicks for nine chapters I could just go oh okay thats basically what I expected from the title and the description. 440https://i.ur.com/49jOe8S.png But no theres comedy probably the most believable romance grief action... like I found myself liking these characters and the bizarre chemistry among them. Perhaps most notably in the chapters about a girl who a stray penis attaches itself to after she decides to go to the bathroom on her way to school and the guy the penis actually belongs to helping her out in her temporary struggle of having a penis. 440https://i.ur.com/lWsRs6D.png ...I know what it sounds like but it actually works. I dont know why or how it works but it works. And I know since this is the third Youichi Abe manga Ive reviewed it may come off that I have a bit of a bias at this point but I started reading this with trepidation despite the fact I knew it was by Youichi Abe. Granted that unsure feeling faded very quickly when the realization dawned that yeah Youichi Abe was just unhesitatingly going fully into this idea. 440https://i.ur.com/Gd6AqxO.png Like I really just cannot get over that there are actual characters and this manga isnt just 100 penis. After all theres the girl who is so obsessed with penises that she eventually collects enough to take a dick bath as its called in the manga. And she of course ends up falling in love with the dickless penis merchant showing that she has grown as a person and has moved beyond her obsession with dicks. 440https://i.ur.com/Pzpbqs8.png ...The fact that this is a real and serious manga I am actually seriously reviewing is still fucking with my head. But like thats not even it. What about the couple that actually come back together following the tearjerker death of the males dick? What about the girl who is forced to choose between the guy she loves and... his dick as they both hang dangling from a cliff and then proceeds to make the only logical choice? What about the girl who realizes that she in fact actually loved her senpai and not just for his dick but its too late? 440https://i.ur.com/zKwFtbe.png Show me the person who said they predicted a scene like that would be present in this manga following reading the description and Ill show you a goddamned liar. THATS HIS CREMATED BONES. This is when were dealt the final piece of phallic lore that the severed dicks actually can out survive their hosts. But alas upon her realization she decides to cremate the penis of her lost love. Truly a bittersweet tale of love and loss. And dicks. 440https://i.ur.com/dAPGjks.png ... ...So in conclusion I of course give Sore wa Tada no Senpai no Chinko a 99 out of 100. Youichi Abe is a genius as well as a literal madman. Theres no way this is a real manga. Theres no way he can keep this going for nine full chapters. Theres no way I can write such a phallic review. Hopefully this will be the last and final time I ever foolishly doubt Youichi Abe. 500https://i.ur.com/anKGwb6.png https://i.ur.com/nhq1XLX.png