https://i.ur.com/cwZWLzC.png 500https://i.ur.com/iGTZbUH.jpg Recently a new phenomenon has swept the country where people have started discovering that the toilet paper rolls in their bathrooms have come to life. Theyve changed from normal toilet paper rolls to tiny living human beings. These people have no idea why theyve suddenly awakened in a strangers bathroom in such a form. It was a living nightmare. The last thing I remember was going to sleep and then I woke up in some strange guys bathroom and I was made to hold his toilet paper. anonymous toilet paper roll girl. 440https://i.ur.com/XUsAbYO.png Some people say it could be a plot of a sort of secret goblin illuminati group as a way to spy on people at their most vulnerable moments in their private bathrooms. Others claim that the unidentified toilet paper roll people could be dangerous with unverified claims of them growing and actually being walking explosive devices. The toilet paper roll people of course took great offense to these misplaced suspicions. 440https://i.ur.com/ylpJRJS.png Oh yeah like I fucking asked to become like this. Sure I can get down and go out of the bathroom but then I have to worry about being stepped on or being assaulted by any number of animals who think Im some sort of weird bug or some shit. Overnight my life has become a living hell. anonymous toilet paper roll. https://i.ur.com/uON9lOb.png You know maybe before you accuse me of bathroom espionage maybe you could clean your fucking bathrooms you filthy fucking savages. why would anyone who became a toilet paper roll not want to be marked as anonymous. Others have had milder reactions to the phenomenon and instead have gone on with their daily lives as if they didnt have a tiny person living in their bathrooms. Some have fully decided to just ignore the fact that their toilet paper rolls were now sentient living beings. 440https://i.ur.com/3I3mvDj.png I mean what am I supposed to do? Like... befriend my toilet paper roll? Start a relationship with it? Wouldnt it be weirder to NOT ignore it??? I dont want to fucking be committed to an insane aslyum because I cant stop talking to a toilet paper roll. I mean I know theyre human beings now but theyre STILL toilet paper rolls Like thats their primary function Holding toilet paper anonymous bathroom owner 440https://i.ur.com/7YU5oJs.png Weve also had a chance to talk to toilet paper rolls in more public bathrooms such as those of convenience stores and fast food places and it goes without saying but their experiences differ greatly from that of domestic toilet paper roll people. Please just fucking kill me. Ive seen things that no living being should. God is dead. various anonymous public toilet paper rolls 440https://i.ur.com/XKosdLo.png Then we met another person who had a vastly different take on this current undergoing phenomenon. Why the fuck are people complaining about this? This has given me the best fucking idea for a manga that Ive ever had. Tarako Umeyamahttps://anilist.co/staff/119062/TarakoUmeyama 440https://i.ur.com/OIrjpdM.png Its a manga about a toilet paper roll girl 440https://i.ur.com/tjWTmVp.png ...As a comedy its unfunny or mostly centered on what a surprise toilet humor. As a romance or an ecchi... shes... shes a toilet paper roll. Its a romance between a teenage boy and a toilet paper roll. IF I ROLL ALL THE PAPER OFF THEN SHELL BE........... 440https://i.ur.com/709rJiJ.png Then like towards the end because it was ending they try and... actually make there be a serious plot and thats just an even more terrible idea than the idea of this manga itself. Dont fucking try and do this emotional serious plot at the very end. Yeah she was an experiment this whole time and is in fact actually a bomb or something and I thought itd be a good idea to hide her away as our family toilet paper roll. 440https://i.ur.com/xpJKZWh.png ...Im sure there are others out there that could find this series funny. But even then I think theyd probably still say itd be funnier if it was just like a two chapter long thing. Forty chapters though??? For a toilet paper roll? https://i.ur.com/BiAJUeM.png Come on. Im flushing this manga down the toilet with a 5 out of 100. 500https://i.ur.com/wPHlZvy.jpg Haha Toilet joke FUNNY