Yukino Miyazawa is at the top of her class in both grades and respect. Shes the perfect model student poised generous cultured the picture of a school idol. But before you can start throwing around accusations of her being a MarySue she informs you very clearly that its all an act. She pretends to be perfect working her little butt off to not only get good grades but to make it look easy. Why? Because she loves receiving praise and Japan has that whole sempai thing going on. Her world is thrown into turmoil when a new student transfers into her class named Soichiro Arima and his good grades immediately bump her from her pedestal as the smartest kid in school. She declares him her rival and he declares her His love interest? Theres a lot to talk about in regards to this series Ill try to touch on most of it But to start I cant restrain myself from gushing about the English dub which is easily one of the best Ive ever heard. It consists mainly of some of the best and brightest stars of the nineties and they all give four star performances. Yukino is a very talky character whose inner monologues take up a disproportionate amount of the script and this would be unbearable coming from anybody other than Veronica TaylorAsh Ketchum Amelia Wil Tesla Seyruun who has a distinct habit of throwing herself wholeheartedly into every single role she performs. Her obsession over her grades and her budding relationship is every bit as convincing as her drive to become a Pokemon master ever was and she never misses a beat on this project. Christopher Nicholas plays Soichiro just as flawlessly hitting a wide range of emotions where most other actors would have just gone flat. Hes a damaged boy with very profound abandonment issues and his motive for overachieving is entirely different from Yukinos even though it has about an equally complex affect on his life. He does such a great job that I have to wonder why he only had six other anime roles aside from this one. Soichiros childhood friends consist of Hideaki Asaba Or Sexy Carlos as AMV Hell 3 called him and Tsubasa Shibahime who has an unrequited crush on Soichiro. Because of course she does. Hideaki is played by Liam OBrien and I dont really think Dr. Tenma from monster needs me to tell you how great he is. He loves his lascivious ladies man character and eats up every sleazy line hes given. Lisa Ortiz who voiced my favorite character of all time Lina Inverse portrays Tsubasa and shes able to command the screen even when her dialogue is reduced to growling. Which is a thing that happens. Rachel Lillis also has a handful of roles and while theyre not as diverse as her multiple roles in Pokemon she still does a great job. The other two of note are Yukinos younger sisters Kano and Tsukino but the only really big part they play in the story is the fact that its their job to dole out plot summaries at the beginning of most episodes and the preview at the end of every episode. And who did they cast for these roles? Megan Hollingshead Officer Jenny Nurse joy the Sonozaki Twins and Jessica Calvello Excel. While either of these actors are phenomenal on their own they work even better together feeding off of each others already boisterous energy. By the way im going to go briefly off topic to say how awesome it is to have Calvello returning to voice acting. Shes already done a few recent roles for Sentai filmworks and even some Cyanide and Happiness clips and now shes going to be in Attack on Titan Glad to have you back and I mean it Since this series was produced directly after Evangelion I dont think itll be any surprise that it had an abysmally small animation budget to work with. But thats never the death knell of any anime Any show can look fantastic even with the barest of budgets. And since Kare Kano is a slow paced and textheavy romantic comedy it should have been easy to cut corners wherever possible without really upsetting anybody. But since this is late nineties Studio Gainax the order of the day seems to have been make it look like the last few episodes of Evangelion. Much like he did in Eva Director Hideaki Anno overcompensates for the lack of animation money by employing hyper eclectic visual style thats meant to distract us like dangling keys in front of a baby. this is a huge pet peeve of mine and until now I always assumed that Bakemonogatari was the worst offender. The art direction is largely directionless as the breakneck editing frequently jumps from style to style. When were not watching the lifeless key frames of the actual material were looking at artclass charcoal sketches monochromatic manga images and I swear Im not making this up Actual cardboard cutouts on popsicle sticks all in a hilarious attempt to distract us from what little visual flare the soft pastelclad series has to offer. Theres no OTHER reason for such a slow paced anime to do this Oh wait yes there is. In order to talk about the writing that went into Kare Kano Im going to have to start by explaining the concept of Show Dont Tell. Well a condensed explanation is in order as it pertains to a visual medium. Basically telling the viewer about something isnt going to give them the same experience as showing it to them. If a feeling or emotion can be stated with a simple change of expression theres no reason to have the character blab on about it. For example my biggest problem with KickAss 2 was that the admittedly bold character development was explored through longwinded emotional speeches rather than actual actions. Show dont tell. Unfortunately Kare Kano is an extremely telly series. Every single plot point is stated to us sometimes over and over again and Im not just talking about the plot recaps. The voiceover narrations between our two heroes are incessant as they beat us over the head with every thought concern or emotion that may be going through their minds. Were constantly reminded about things that we couldnt have possibly forgotten and no matter whos talking they wont shut up about Yukinos personality whether real or constructed or about the fact that her and Shoichiro are changing each other. A good cast can go a long way but this amount of expositional soliloquizing wears out its welcome fast. And dont even get me started on the constant And I mean constant Onscreen text. Basically it has the pretentious writing style of Evangelion and the heavily randomized viaual style of FLCL and that wouldnt be such a bad thing if it wasnt for its slow pace and limbochamp stakes. Which is unfortunate because when the show actually shuts the hell up for two minutes and develops the characters normally it can deliver some heartstoppingly beautiful moments. But theyre few and far between. I dont think its a big spoiler to say that our two leads become a couple since this is a romantic comedy but the surprising factor is just how fast they get together. Instead of relying on the cliched willtheywontthey dynamic Kare Kano isnt a story about them getting together as much as it is about them staying together. And that would make for a really interesting plot if there was any actual threat to them. Yes the characters themselves may not be annoyingly perfect but their relationship damn well IS. Every conflict they ever face And I hate using hyperbole so no I am not exaggerating about this Is resolved as quickly and easily as possible before being instantly forgotten. Even the characters that try to get in their way are defeated befriended and robbed of any future identity or screen time. Unfortunately for Kare Kano my other big pet peeve is when a series spends an entire episode Or two On one characters arc giving them development or a backstory just to drop them out of the story immediately afterwards. When that character is going to be killed off thats one thing but when theyre going to lose all of their dialogue and literally act like a monkey for the rest of the show thats something else. And not something good. Sometimes even the events revolving specifically around our couple ultimately result in nothing. Here Ill give you a spoilerexample. Soichiro was abandoned by his deadbeat father and physically abusive mother as a child. Hes raised by his aunt and uncle and at one point in the series we travel with him to his family reunion. And because of some betrayal his father committed everybody hates him saying hell amount to nothing. You may be saying Wait isnt he at the top of his class? Yes and his uncle brings up that exact point telling all of them that theyre feelings toward him make no sense. And thats where that storyline ends. If having a character point out that something didnt make sense was enough to make up for the fact that it didnt make sense I would have enjoyed Angel Beats a bit more. Now heres the part where I put my money where my mouth is That entire plot point could have been easily improved. Rather than openly hating him for something he didnt deserve why not have them secretly hate him but wear fake smiles around him and pretend to love him BECAUSE of his grades? Then when they find out that his grades slipped because of his girlfriend their true natures show See by doing that they could have tied this conflict directly into the main plot. His relationship to Yukino could have been dragged into it kicking and screaming if necessary. To address the elephant in the room a lot of people consider this shows damning flaw to be the fact that it suddenly ended at episode 26 leaving off without any sort of conclusion. This was done because the manga author Masami Tsuda didnt like the direction the adaptation was taking. She said that Anno was focusing more on the comedy than the main romance and as such she refused to let them adapt her work any further. Personally I think it was unfair and entirely inaccurate of her to imply that this show was moving in some sort of direction in the first place. But yes I have to side with her on this. Im actually glad she cut them off because in addition to protecting her own name she prevented Anno from embarrassing himself any further. Theres a long list of shows that were inspired in some way or another by this particular series including one of my first positive reviews Yamadas First Time. The problem? Almost all of these shows are decisively better than Kare Kano. For those of you who decided to TLDR by skipping right to my final thoughts Id hate to disappoint you so here they are. Kare Kano is a train wreck. Im sorry I know its popular and a lot of people love it but I have to be honest This is one of the most badly written and poorly executed pieces of work that Ive ever seen. It showed some promise in the beginning but even then the cracks in the writing were already beginning to show. My expectations may have been a little too high but even if they werent my opinion of this show would still be the same. I thought it would be the best anime I reviewed this month but no its the worst. At least This Ugly Yet Beautiful World put forth some actual effort making a genuine attempt to have a decent story and a consistent plot. I give His and Her Circumstances a 3/10. If youre pleasantly intrigued by the idea of watching a circle of talking heads play Uno for three minutes go ahead and raise it to a 5/10 as no other show will be lazy enough to deliver on that particular joy of yours.