Its been over a year since the demon known as Hand Shakers terrorized the land. It has been over a year since it had been slain. It has been over a year since the community at large celebrated their victory.
3 months after the warriors of MyAnimeList finished their assault a hatchling had been born. Son of Hand Shakers it was called. No one knew why it was produced as the purpose it would set out to fulfil was done so by Hand Shakers already. People had been anticipating the day it would enrage the community. However it was late. So late in fact that everyone let their guard down. Now the beast has appeared to make his move. The fiend is weak only one man is needed to slay him. This young man views the demon sharpening the sword of ostentatious criticism and rage.
It sounds similar though the noise it makes at least makes some sense at least at first. The lazy overblown stock look its predecessor had carried over almost as hideously. It doesnt have the army of abominable caricatures that were so dreadful from before it has younger more benign versions of them. The sheer lack of movement makes this an easy target it is cake compared to the vomit that came yesteryear. It means nothing it is nothing and soon it would prove to be less than that.
Somehow the field is wiped contradicting the rules of its predecessor being that the field has to be empty aside from combatants in order for a fight to commence. Its true colors are revealed spouting the same lacking movements over and over in a slothlike attempt at movement. The attacks displayed have no actual movement. Its revolting and pointless attempts to appeal to emotion fall on deaf outraged ears as the beast is silenced. No tears were wept by anyone other than shallow caricatures.
The absolutely contradictory snooze of a fight is over. It was boring insulting even. At least frames didnt dip like last time. Regardless the demon deserved to be slain and the final corpse has been spat upon. It may not be as abominable or longlasting as what came before but the mere existence of this was pointless. No legacy is left behind spite and bitterness are all that remain.
Good riddance for all of eternity family of the Hand Shakers.
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